Total Medals Earned: 36 (From 9 different games.) Total Medal Score: 550 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (200/200 points)
Become an Australia Citizen!
Fail becoming an Australian Citizen!
Medals Earned: 1/20 (50/1,000 points)
Conquer the Crunkopolis Plains
Kill 100 Crunkos to earn their Michaelnomicon Entry
Kill 100 Crinklies to earn their Michaelnomicon Entry
Kill 100 Crangos to earn their Michaelnomicon Entry
Kill 100 Crongodongo to earn their Michaelnomicon Entry
Kill 100 Crungulian to earn their Michaelnomicon Entry
Kill 100 Cringe to earn their Michaelnomicon Entry
Kill 100 Crunkleon to earn their Michaelnomicon Entry
Kill 100 Critty Crat to earn their Michaelnomicon Entry
Kill 25 Turnip Boys to earn their Michaelnomicon Entry
Complete every entry in the Michaelnomicon
Conquer the Crumpy Desert
Conquer the Cropular Underground
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Kill 1000 Crunko Pops in Total
Die 100 Times in Total
Collect 1000 Coins in Total
Collect 50 Letters in Total
Collect 50 Powerups in Total
Complete a Run with a Total Score of 100,000 or more
Medals Earned: 13/20 (110/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/45 points)
Hit an Alien with your office chair!
Defeated the black and yellow Brute Alien for the first time!
Finished the game!
Get a 50 kill count in Endless Mode!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 6/25 (60/250 points)
KILL plufmot
KILL Connor Grail
KILL MigMoog
KILL Carter Sterling
KILL Tom Fulp
KILL PsychoGoldfish
KILL Levi Ramirez
KILL Stepford
KILL EpicJohn11
KILL Jack
KILL Zizou
KILL conundrym
KILL nokoi
KILL SomeApe
KILL Droid
KILL heyopc
KILL poptaffy
KILL ayekerik
KILL Andyl4nd
KILL meulinex
KILL SlickRamen
KILL VoicesByCorey
KILL Shal
KILL Xinxinix
KILL Will
Medals Earned: 1/16 (25/495 points)
Win the race.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 10/41 (50/1,000 points)
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Make the cursor fabulous
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